I'll always love you, girl, like libertarians love nonsense.
Happy Thanksgiving [sorta] from Ryan ♥
Happy birthday, Baby Goose!
Here’s to four more years, America.
Let’s lean on one another. Learn from each other. Grow closer after this divisive campaign season. Move FORWARD.
"Hey, Willard, could ya go ahead and concede the election? ‘Cause pretty much everyone in the world has already decided—"
Concede already! #sleepy